Here's one that I'm glad got away. I was fishing one day in the marsh when I slipped off the dock and came face to face with this guy. Wow! Is he ugly! I didn't imagine he tasted any good, but I was afraid he felt differently about me!!
Greetings! It is my grand purpose in life to die without every seeing "The Titanic" or "Star Wars Episode III". Other than that, I keep my geeky self busy as a full time Dad of four girls, all beautiful, talented, and charming - qualities that guarantee that I'll let them date after they turn 21.